Dear Baby Boy Parker:
Consider this to be your 30 day eviction notice. You hereby have 30 days in which to prepare yourself fully to embrace the world outside my uterus. It is a wonderful world in which I (your mother), your father, your grandparents, cousin, and many doting aunts and uncles are waiting anxiously to meet you. Please do not prolong the inevitable for very long. We love you and cannot wait to hold you.
Yours truly,
Mom
P.S. With a doctor's note, you may be granted an extra week. But that is all.
P.P.S. We promise to have a name for you when you decide to come. It will not be Peter.
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