This is my sister. She is silly.

My conversations with Jenny after she had taken a muscle relaxer the other night:

j: "hayley, i just did my nails, and i totally forgot my stuff is in the wash. can you move it to the dryer?"
h: "sure" and i went and did just that.

30 minutes later:

j: "hayley, i forgot, i have stuff in the wash. can you move it to the dryer for me?"
h: "jenny, i already did that..."
j: "really? how did you know to do that?"
h: "you asked me to..."
j: "really? i dont remember..."

20 minutes after that:
h: "jenny, go to bed."
j: "but that means i have to move."
h: "yes but you don't want to sleep on the couch, it will hurt your back."
j: "oh, you are right."

10 minutes later:
j: "what day is today?"
h: "sunday."
j: "are you sure?"
h: "yes, we had church today, and break the fast."
j: "what day is tomorrow?"
h: "...monday"
j: "are you sure?"
h: "yes i am."
j: "do i have to go to work?"
h: "jenny, yes you do."
j: "...what time?"
h: "well you are supposed to be in at 7am..."
j: "oh, ok."
"no don't turn my lights off yet, i have to look for spiders. dont laugh."
h: "i'm not laughing, i do the same thing."

and then i get this gem of a text this morning...
"I'm dead today. Also I don't remember anything I said to you last night."

of course not. that is why i'm such a nice sister to document this wonderful conversation.

also, she apparently called our friend Alex after she went to bed

good thing i'm honest. i didn't exaggerate anything. which i definitely could have...

love you jenny!